Daddy, how was I born?
Category: Joke Board
Post 1 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 16-Mar-2005 21:07:52
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you
see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 17-Mar-2005 10:54:43
good 1...I'll keep that in mind...
Post 3 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 30-Mar-2005 16:21:16
that was funny!!!
Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 08-Apr-2005 19:53:50
another good one.
Post 5 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 20:12:14
welcome to the 21st century.
Post 6 by sandrita87 (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 20:54:23
LOL!
Post 7 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 21:18:27
Hey, if child birth was only that painless!
Hehehehe good one
Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 21:54:21
That's good.
Bob
Post 9 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 23:05:22
forgot about this one.
Post 10 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 10:47:16
I'll never understand why some guys hate to use "firewalls" LOL.
Post 11 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 10:52:43
LOL, how cute.
Post 12 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 15:27:16
ahhhhhhh, love it!
Post 13 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 9:49:15
If childbirth was that painless, men would want to do it.
Post 14 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 10:09:34
Makaziwe Biko I really doubt that.
Bob